Cycling Jackets: Reviewed

As the wind blows and so you don’t look fat, your non flappy jacket must hug the arms, shoulders and most importantly the back, there must be no slack, it must not flap.

But you’ll need to eat, so you’ll need to wrap a flapjack and slap it in the pockets on your back. Some jackets don’t have pockets. These are Non Flappy non flapjack pocket jackets.

Non flappy jackets with a pocket for a flapjack in the back are called Flapjack pocket flappy jackets. Confusing? Possibly.

If you need to store more some more things such as gloves, a hat or maybe a yoga mat you’ll not fit these in the pocket of a Flapjack pocket flappy jacket. So you’ll need a backpack over the non flappy jacket but without a flapjack in the pocket in the back as you’ll most likely trap it.

If you want to bring a packet of flapjacks then it’s essential to bring a backpack over a non flappy non flapjacks pocket jacket. The best non flappy non flapjacks pocket jackets are made by Hackett.